Our Story
We built the toy the world wouldn't.
Thelemonadulttoys began as a private frustration: every vibrator on the market felt designed for someone else. Loud, harsh, plastic, performative. So we set out — alongside sexologists, gynecologists, and 200 testers — to make the one we wanted.
A whisper, on purpose
The first prototype made too much noise. The second was wrong against skin. The third had the right sound — 33 dB, quieter than a library — but the wrong shape. We rebuilt the silicone tooling four times before we shipped a single unit.
We know what's at stake when a body-safe device fails: not just dissatisfaction, but a quiet kind of shame that the wellness industry has profited from for a century. We wanted Thelemonadulttoys to be the opposite of that.
What we've made together
Lemon vibrators shipped
Verified reviews
Average rating
Whisper quiet
Body-safe silicone
Testers, year one
Designed with experts. Tested with people.
Every Thelemonadulttoys product is co-developed with a five-person scientific board: two sexologists, a board-certified gynecologist, a materials chemist, and an industrial designer. We pay our testers. We never use stock language. The reviews on this site are unedited.
What we will not compromise on
Body-safe materials, no exceptions
Medical-grade platinum-cured silicone, free from phthalates, BPA, and latex. We publish the full material disclosure on every product page.
Quiet by design
If you can hear it through a closed door, we do not ship it. Our motors are tuned in an acoustic chamber, not approximated in CAD.
Honest packaging
Discreet on the outside, beautiful on the inside. No glossy promises. No language we would not use in person.
A real warranty
Two years. No fine print. If it stops working, we replace it — no diagnostic, no shipping label drama.
Pleasure is not a luxury. It is a basic, body-deep right — and the products that serve it should be held to medical standards. That is the whole story.